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Todays Nude Joke

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Posted Aug 20, 2020

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2hangfree
2hangfreeOriginal Poster
Aug 20, 2020

I once dated a lady ventriloquist, it didn't work out, every time I touched her boobs the coffee table moaned.

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  • RR
    rrfalcon
    rrfalcon
    Aug 21, 2020

    Why did the lady slap the midget?

    Because he said, "Gee, your hair smells terrific!"

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  • PO
    polomexx
    polomexx
    Aug 21, 2020

    I once dated a girl that collected magazines.

    But she had too many issues.

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  • PO
    polomexx
    polomexx
    Aug 22, 2020

    I once dated a waitress. It didn't work out.

    All she wanted was the tip.

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  • 2H
    2hangfree
    2hangfreeOriginal Poster
    Aug 23, 2020

    I squirt my girlfriend with a squirt gun and she laughed and said.. you finally got me wet.

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    polomexx
    polomexx
    Aug 23, 2020

    I once dated a girl that owned a parrot. That thing would never shut up.

    The parrot was cool, though.

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