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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?Who would make-up a story like that.

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I find it easy to have sex at 95, well I only live at number 94.

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him,
Is he still wrong?

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him,Is he still wrong?
Unequivocally.....yes.....LOL

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If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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If the police arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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An optimist says the glass is half full... a pessimist says the glass is half empty.
I don't care if it's half empty or half full. I wanna know, "Are there free refills?"

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