Todays Nude Joke

Heard this on TV yesterday. Morning, "I'll dress up and look good for our company." After dinner, "Will notice if I unbutton the waistband of my pants? Probably not, so I will do it and and be a little more comfortable."... 2 years ago

Went by one of my fave nudist resorts but I guess they're only open in summer. Sign read "Clothed for the Winter." 8 years ago

A place for cartoons with a nude or clothing-optional theme. 4 years ago

The President of Ikea has just been elected to be President of Sweden. It will take him about a week to put his Cabinet together! 2 years ago

An old one, shared with a friend today and thought I'd share here. (May have done it years ago, but long enough to share it again.) --- Father, Mother and Son are on a trip to the zoo. While at the elephant exhibit the dad goes to get drinks as... 3 years ago

If you think your microwave and TV spying on is bad Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. 3 years ago

My roommate argues that I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I dont have a roommate. 3 years ago

Wife comes into the kitchen. Wife: Why are you naked and covered in baby oil? Husband: You said I don't glisten very well, so here I am! Wife: I said you don't Listen very well! 3 years ago

Grandson: Granddad, please put a shirt on before my friend comes for a visit. Me: Why? Grandson: You man boobs are big enough to milk like a cow. Me: Moo. 3 years ago

What is the worst advice a coach can give a nude volleyball team? Play hard. 3 years ago