Todays Nude Joke

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/18/penis-in-the-sky-us-navy-pilots-grounded-over-obscene-drawing

A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Then he said they should do what they...

New to this group and would like to thank all those who contribute to it! I can't tell a joke worth a darn but greatly enjoy reading these. Thanks again to all who do contribute!

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. The young woman said, I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He replied, State...

The teacher had asked her new pupils to write a paragraph about what the did during the summer. All was quiet for several minutes and then one boy raised his hand and asked, "How do you spell sex?" The teacher thinking she heard wrong ask,...

Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!" "This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to...

There were 2 old people sitting on a park bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep". The other says, " Yes, I know, I heard it snore a couple of times.

Went to a movie yesterday that featured almost all of the cast without a stitch of clothing - a major motion picture!!! It was amazing to watch the characters throughout the movie not wearing clothes. I was a bit jealous and wanted to shed clothes...

Lady calls up police department: "Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building." Dispatcher: "OK, we'll be right over, lady." (Five minutes later at her apartment.) Officer: "Which way, lady?" Lady:...

Bob was in trouble, he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed and told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. The next morning the wife woke, looked out the...