Todays Nude Joke

The members of a nudist resort complained when they discovered someone had put a hole in their privacy fence. The locals said they'd look into it.

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to...

A couple went to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The...

An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow. The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which...

Ho! Ho! - O! Those pine needles are sharp! Merry Christmas Everyone.

On a fight home from a trip, I sat next to a lady with a big box of tissues on her lap. As I sat down, she sneezed and then smiled and whispered, oh my. 5 minutes later she sneezed again, then smiled and whispered, oh my. This went on every 5...

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep and not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I just got a part time job working at the local winery as a cork soaker, it is fun to soak cork, I did a little cork soaking in college and when I first met my wife, she soaked cork too, but now not so much. If you are looking to make a little money...

A young man joined a nudist resort and told his mother, which she didn't believe him, so he took a picture and cut it in half and sent her the top half, at the same time he was sending his grandmother a letter and put in the bottom half by...