Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

I ended it when she started seeing someone on the side

are debating whose religion is the one true religion. To settle this once for all, the priest suggests they all go out into the woods and convert a bear to their religion. Whoever converts a bear would be the deemed the winner. The three agree to...

when we had a three way, I never even met the other guy.

between a prostitute, a mistress and a wife? During sex... a prostitute screams "oh, give it to me you stallion!" a mistress purrs "oh my darling you are a fabulous lover" and a wife proclaims "beige, I think I'll paint...

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin, I'm...

Although she was 63 she was very sexy and funny. She asked me if I fancied a mother-daughter threesome. I jumped at the chance, so we went back to her place. She took out her keys, opened the door, and turned on the light. Then she shouted,...

My wife secretly dressed up in a superhero costume trying to spice things up for us in the bedroom. I arrived home exhausted after a hard day at work. Shuffling into the bedroom I then collapsed face down on the bed moaning. Just at that moment I...

What do blowjobs and eggs Benedict have in common? You dont get either at home.

Paul arrives at his best friends house and rings the doorbell. His friends wife, Jill, answers, wearing just a bathrobe Paul says "Hi Jill, is Rick home?" Jill says "No, you just missed him. He went to the store, and I was just going...

as his wife goes through a very difficult delivery. Finally the midwife walks into the room sad and not smiling but holding a healthy baby boy. She hands it to him saying " I'm sorry Mr Smith, your wife didn't make it..." He...