Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

because it is scratching all the time. He diagnoses an unusual skin condition and writes a prescription for ointment. She goes to the pharmacist to get the prescription filled, and as he hands the ointment over he says "The manufacturer...

Two grannies were sitting on a bench outside when an old man walks by. One of the grandmas yelled out, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are!" "There is no way you could guess that, you old biddies," the man replied. The...

and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender lines them up, and one by one, the man downs them. "Whoa there, big fella! What's the occasion?" asks the bartender. "First blowjob," replies the man. "Well, in that case, the...

A pickpocket snatches watches.

talking about their husbands. "My husband is a miner," says Heather. "I like being in bed with him because he has an incredible shaft." "Mine is a dentist," says Linda. "I like being in bed with him because no one...

The neighbors were pissed but the front of the house looks brand new!

A rich woman called a famous artist to commission him to paint her. He said his fee will be $5,000, which she accepted. She arrived for the sitting and gave him $7,000. The artist was surprised and asked why she gave more than he asked. "I want...

but they didn't like me there. You're not supposed to wear anything, and I was wearing a video camera. -Dan St. Paul

the nude community urges everyone to get out and enjoy activities in the nude. My question is: How does bowling work? Do you still wear the shoes? I bet that looks really stupid. - Jay Leno

... in the ocean when the male sees a whaling ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the same ship that killed his father many years ago. He suggests to her that they should both go under the ship and blow air out of their blowholes to cause the...