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A male and female whale are swimming

... in the ocean when the male sees a whaling ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the same ship that killed his father many years ago. He suggests to her that they should both go under the ship and blow air out of their blowholes to cause the...

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Addiction

My family just learned my Grandpa has an addiction to Viagra No one is taking it harder than Grandma

There's two types of people in this world

People who look good naked, and people who go to nude beaches.

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Russian girls

A lot of Russian girls are trying to hook up with American guys online. But it's really just Putin trying to interfere with our erections.

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My wife took a selfie in the shower

Sadly, it came out all blurry. She had selfie steam issues.

My wife took a selfie in the shower

Sadly, it came out all blurry. She had selfie steam issues.

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I went to a nude beach today

I have to say, I had a lot of women's attention. I could just feel them dressing me with their eyes.

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A wife gets naked...

and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

The brain

The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked.

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