Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

They say she did it out of habit.

The wife asks, "What would you do if I started smoking?" He replies, "Slow down and use some lube."

He was feeling cannelloni

Red Hot Chili Pecker

of the naked guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha? Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do...

To protect from being sunburnt, he had a hat on his private parts. A woman came by and smirked, "If you were a real gentleman you'd lift your hat for a lady." The man replied, "Ma'am, if you were more attractive it would...

The tailor screams at him. "Hey, get out of my store! You can't come in here like that." The man replies, "Awww, c'mon dude...cut me some slacks."

for every woman who's seen me naked... ...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

a woman stood naked in front of her mirror complaining to her husband. "My breasts are too small", she lamented. Instead of romantically telling her that this was not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion: "If you...