Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

The tailor screams at him. "Hey, get out of my store! You can't come in here like that." The man replies, "Awww, c'mon dude...cut me some slacks."

for every woman who's seen me naked... ...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

a woman stood naked in front of her mirror complaining to her husband. "My breasts are too small", she lamented. Instead of romantically telling her that this was not true, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion: "If you...

"I'm a turtle", he says. "Oh... who's on your back?" "That's Michelle", he replies

The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Someone tells her: "Excuse me, Ms. You shouldn't walk like this with your breast out" She looks at him. Looks at her breast. Turns back and runs away yelling: "Fuck! I left my baby in the bus!"

Not only was it embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.

He is naked except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?" The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is obvious....

She is not happy and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect

Knowing his wife would want a ride, he asked her, Will you take all of your clothes off if I can reach 150 mph?" His wife, feeling adventurous, said "Yes, of course" He found an empty stretch of highway and quickly was cruising at 150...