Naked Weed Whackers and Fry Cooks

"I'm a turtle", he says. "Oh... who's on your back?" "That's Michelle", he replies

The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Someone tells her: "Excuse me, Ms. You shouldn't walk like this with your breast out" She looks at him. Looks at her breast. Turns back and runs away yelling: "Fuck! I left my baby in the bus!"

Not only was it embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.

He is naked except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?" The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is obvious....

She is not happy and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect

Knowing his wife would want a ride, he asked her, Will you take all of your clothes off if I can reach 150 mph?" His wife, feeling adventurous, said "Yes, of course" He found an empty stretch of highway and quickly was cruising at 150...

He is seated naked on the examination table. The doctor says, Youve gained a substantial amount of weight. The man says,I know. I havent seen my penis is three years. The doctor says,Maybe you should diet. The man says,Why, what color is it now?

The worlds highest nude waterskiing speed record was set last week by a 28 year old Russian waterskier named Torehis Sackov.

The cabbie turns around and looks into the backseat, eyeing the woman up and down. The woman becomes offended. Whats the matter, youve never seen a naked woman before? The cabbie faces forward again and says, No, its not that. What is it then? Maam,...