Why is a shop counter called a counter ? I've never seen it count !!

• 10 years ago

Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?A: He worked it out with a pencil.YUk

• 10 years ago

i went with the language route because i was much better at english and writing classes than math. i tried, but just had a difficult time trying to understand most math classes.

• 10 years ago

"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?"
"She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me."
"I don't believe that she cheated on you!"
"Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

• 10 years ago

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An Algebra

• 10 years ago

See we're at two pages. Maths are epic.

• 10 years ago

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.
Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says "Wait just a moment", and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

• 10 years ago

By the way on march 14th next year, in the month/day/year format it'll be 3/14/15... So watch out at 9:26:53!

• 10 years ago

I like a good steak pie with horseradish sauce.

• 10 years ago