I thought I got away with it. Late one night in high school I slipped out and went skinny dipping in my cute neighbor's pool. Hoping she might be up and join me, I peeked at a window & saw nothing and went home after one last dip in the pool.
Several days later, my Dad took me aside and said Mrs ..... called to tell him I'd been over there. He merely said not to go over without an invitation. I, of cours, readily agreed.
I go to a chain workout club. One day, I was in an adjacent county and went to a different club than the one I normally go to, although it was part of the same chain. I had stayed up late to prepare for a meeting which I just finished and was a bit strung out. It was late morning. There were few people at the gym. I did my swim workout in the pool. I grabbed my towel and went to the shower. I took off my swim suit and stepped into the shower. After finishing scrubbing up, I stepped out and dried off. I then walked to the changing area which was down a hall and separated by a door. Before getting there, I passed an area where there were sinks/counters and stalls. In my peripheral vision I saw a person looking in the mirror who started walking toward me. A female. I said: I think one of us is in the wrong place. She said: I work here. It is you. (That ended further discussion of that aspect of the problem). My main thought was that they were going to stick me in jail. I could not go into the changing area since a female might be changing, and my clothes would not be found there anyway. So I went back the way I came back to the pool. That was probably a good idea except for the fact that I was not wearing anything (dont know why I did not think to put my wet swim suit back on). Nonetheless, I found my way to the mens room, changed into my clothes, and drove back to my office. I suspect that there was a be on the look out circulated among the staff.
Sounds as if the concern was managed as well as it could have. Sure beats the heck out of a complaint straight away to the Police Dept. Our very close friends bought a house with a pool some years ago with 2 story houses on each side. I know to this day they regret that decision when they say they didn't know what they were thinking.
Last week another case of being busted (outted) by my wife. She was on the phone with her brother when I came in from the 110 degree heat. I quickly took off my clothes and she told him what I had done. I later asked about his reaction. He laughed.
I've been naked for parcel and mail deliveries frequently and sometimes have not been able to cover up.
Most frequently I wrap a towel round myself but on many occasions it has slipped while I was signing for the package, giving the delivery man (or woman) a full frontal view.
I have never had any adverse reaction.
One time about 20-25 years ago everyone was at work or school except me so I was watching TV enjoying the rare moment when the Jahovas came walking up to the house. Now this was getting bad as my 12 y.o. brother in law talked to them a couple of weeks earlier so now they were coming by every other day. The best part is they alwaye had a young child with them so people wouldn't be rude or mean to them because of the kid. So anyways I see them coming and decide what the hell lets end this. I wait for the knock, and awnswered the door, compleatly naked. The look of utter shock on the two ladys faces was priceless, the little kid was trying to see as one of them was trying to cover their eyes. I very friendly and politely invite them in so we can talk. The two woman were so flustered and turning beet red just left, they hurried to their van and left. Leaving me standing naked in the doorway. The topper of the whole thing is that the JW's and the Morman's as well as other groups never knocked on our door again for almost 20 years after that. I would see them at all my neighbors, but they always passed our house, I guess we were on a do not knock list or something.
We had a JW father and son who came around the neighborhood every few weeks. I had no problem talking with them and even taking their leaflets that they hand out. As long as they aren't trying to actively recruit me, I don't mind talking with them. What I did have problems with was the non-stop interruptions from the three cable companies in our area trying to get our business (always coming by while we were having dinner), so I finally hung up a "No Soliciting" sign and even told the father that wasn't for them. I don't know if that scared off the JW, but none have been back since (haven't seen the father and son but have seen others in the neighborhood). Sometimes the cable companies still come by and knock on the door, and I point to the sign and say can't you read?
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