I work as a teacher and one boy lives down the street and he may have pulled some pranks on our place. We didnt have proper blinds but see through material for most rooms. Sometimes we have been house nudists. At school around a few students he said something about being a nudist. We still didnt fix the blinds.
You're a teacher - a boy may have seen you naked through your see through blinds - he is talking about nudism to his class mates -you didn't fix your blinds - ??????????? REALLY??
I was way out in my yard (large, about five acres) when suddenly the Rangers roared up overhead just above the tree tops. Helicopters can be quite fast and sound bounces aound on the mountains in unusual ways sometimes. I had heard them low in the distance a for awhile, but then there they were - and there I was as well.
Fortunately, I had smoked or sold off my grow already, and the lab had already been torn down for relocation, but there was nothing I could do about my dick just out there flopping in the breeze. I was truly busted on that one.
The pilot and three or four other guys collectively spotted and laughed at me, but then immediately followed that short outburst with a thumbs up from the pilot and a few waves from the others in that easy, relaxed way that says , "all good, no worries, don't care".
Now it just goes straight to the "hello up/down there" wave when they happen to come this way for that slow hover business. Most times, they skirt here slightly, but even if they fly directly over they are ass hauling it from one place to another. I've been told it's to carry Rangers to all the high mountain out posts they stay at to watch for fires and stuff, basically dropping them all off for work.
Oh, yeah....that bit about the meth lab and pot plants was bullshit, of course. The rest is gospel truth.
Just move to my retirement house. It is secluded on heavy wooded 6 acres. Been here for less than a week. We still have no curtains or blinds. While unpacking boxes in the nude the mailman drops off a package at the front door. I have forgot about package deliveries. It is ironic because I retired from 30 years of delivering packages.
The closest I've come is when I was working at a place and it was far earlier than I usually had to show up. I was there by myself for a half hour or so, so I got naked. Then, I saw a manager's car pull up and I quickly got dressed. She walked in as I was tying my shoes. She wanted to know if I was walking around barefoot.
The closest I've come is when I was working at a place and it was far earlier than I usually had to show up. I was there by myself for a half hour or so, so I got naked. Then, I saw a manager's car pull up and I quickly got dressed. She walked in as I was tying my shoes. She wanted to know if I was walking around barefoot.
Where I worked, employees taking their shoes off at their desk was common enough that nobody thought that it would be odd to see someone putting on or tying them.
I would think that if you've been a nudist any amount of time you've been busted. I would think that we forget that we're naked because its what we are, not what we do. I'm just living my life without clothing. Who hasn't taken the trash out without thinking of the time of day?
Yes, almost for real. I was drunk and decided to be naked in front of my house on a two lane highway. I did that for about 10 minutes and then went upstairs to take a shower. When I came down my wife told me that the police had come to the house because someone had reported a naked man in front of our house. Thankfully I was in the shower and not outside when they arrived and my wife pleaded ignorance (I hope she at least acted surprised).
And here you are posting your confession to your crime for all to read
A few years back, I would time my nudity where I would get naked 20 minutes after my parents left for work. I thought 20 minutes was enough time for them to come back in case they forgot something.
Well, one time after my dad left for work, I waited 20 minutes and took my clothes off. 10 or 20 minutes later, he came back forgetting some things.
He didn't see me at first, until he grabbed the first thing he needed, and then he turned around and saw me and he blurted out "OH HOLY SMOKES!"
Fortunately, he didn't ask questions and quickly went for the other things he needed. I very quickly got dressed.
After he left, I didn't want to risk it, and spent the day with my clothes on.
Another time happened before that one with my mother. I mistimed when she came home from work.
I was at my computer which faced away from the front door, so the back of the chair I was sitting in covered most of me, so she didn't immediately notice that I was naked.
She said hi, and I went "Um... Hi." Then she asked how my day was, and I said "uh... Pretty good."
Then she noticed.
She asked "Are you wearing clothes?"
"............no."
She quickly turned around and told me to find some clothes. I got dressed, and she quickly moved on. It actually made me laugh how quickly she moved on, but she said but it's nothing to be ashamed of. She said she does it in the morning when she gets ready for work.
Maybe I get it from her.
I had a similar event Warntreads. I was away from home for a training event. It was a Saturday morning and I had no place to be that morning. I just returned from getting my breakfast. The cleaning lady delivered extra towels the day before so I was not expecting anyone. The room was an L shape and the desk was around the corner , out of sight from the door. I had a movie I wanted to watch on my computer. The speakers on a computer are terrible so I used my headphones. I was entirely comfortable and well into watching the movie when I saw movement from the corner of my eye. The cleaning lady did come into my room. She came out of the bathroom and started toward me and stopped when she saw me sitting there. It was too late for me to cover anything at that point. I was impressed, she paused a moment and asked if there was any trash in the basket under the desk. I stood and handed her the basket. She continued on with taking care of the room even getting me extra coffee. Before she left, She did say she knocked before she entered. She also told me she figured I was a nudist. I kept the room just a little warmer and I had left a towel on the chair on previous days.
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