Today's Joke
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,
it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,
it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,
it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,
it's Florida.
- a year ago
Makes perfect sense to me.
- a year ago
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,it's rural.If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,it's suburban.If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,it's urban.If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,it's Florida.
In the words of Sheldon Cooper:
https://images.app.goo.gl/8qe6yZzeoA2jmPXF8
- a year ago
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you,it's rural.If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops,it's suburban.If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you,it's urban.If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked,it's Florida.
In the words of Sheldon Cooper:
https://images.app.goo.gl/8qe6yZzeoA2jmPXF8
- a year ago
It was reported that Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to the Trump trial, which is strange, because she usually takes shots to the face.
- 9 months ago