Exactly right and is the kind of behavior that is causing us to lose nudist spaces in U.S.Nudistic, no. Nudist-sick, yes.I always wear my anal plug on the beach. It is just jewelry. No sexual intent, so it is nudistic.
For the record, irony is the opposite of wrinkle...
The only thing wrinkling around here is my nose as I consider my faux pas upon encountering the unrecognized verbal jab. Could irony on that for days and not straighten out a damned thread of dignity.
Speaking of irony - as a full time nudist, I made the wasteful mistake of buying one for some dumb reason a couple of years ago, and I still haven't unboxed it. Who knows what's really in that box? For all I know it could be full of sarcasm! Regardless, the warranty has lapsed - I should just go on and lob that verbal device in the satirical dumpster. But I'll be sure to leave it in its orginal box so no one gets cut by its extremely sharp wit.
I saw a man on a nude beach wearing a penis ring. Any thoughts?
I have several penis rings which I wear whenever the notion hits me. They are different sizes and weights and I sometimes enjoy the feeling of wearing them. When wearing them, I am not erect or stimulated. Just the sensation and thought of wearing them makes me feel good and somewhat confident. I would get a real piercing but I'm too scared! LOL
I wear them at home when no one is around and I've worn them at nude beaches and at nudist resorts. I also have nipple rings which never come out. I've seen young and older men wearing them and there has never been an issue (as far as I know). Based on what I've heard, one resort I've visited used to have a strict rule against any genital jewelry until the owner decided to get a piercing. Evolution!!!
Based on what I've heard, one resort I've visited used to have a strict rule against any genital jewelry until the owner decided to get a piercing. Evolution!!!
Which resort, Id like to find out more?
The place being referenced (I think) in the quote below is called White Tail Resort in Virginia, USA, where it use to be that nothing but ears were allowed to be displayed with any metal affixed to them. How nineteen fifties is that? My understanding is that that was the strict rule for a very long time. Somewhere through the years things did moderate; I'm not altogether sure when the rules changed, but the tattoo/piercing event they host in early October is a well-attended affair. Book your room early and your tattoo even earlier. It is now a common occurrence to see most any bit of skin with a metal adornment. Now, you may well hear the jingling before you see the human on our walking trails! Embrace the surgical steel ~ figuratively, of course ~
Witnessing a person getting pierced in all the exotic places or their dick tattooed isn't for the squeamish, for your information.
The rules concerning piercings are that there can be no hanging chains or connective chains, or any which attach one piercing to another, and that management reserves the right to determine what is or is not acceptable. As an example of offense, wearing a belly chain with a gold plaque that hangs down near your smooth genitals that says, "Free mustache rides" won't make the cut. To be crystal - it is not the smoothness, it's the sexual reference and the hanging metal.
Further, it would also be ill-advised for you to get a tramp-stamp that states in English your preferred sex act. But if you can't help yourself, maybe have it done in a discreet Sanskrit. I'm not sure how it would look to have the Chinese symbols permanently affixed to your lower back that tells the world behind you that you, "Will back dis ass up for Jameson". Save the embarrassment. Let the parents do the needed, timely and appropriate explaining with their own kids, thank you.
The webpage listing all of the do's and don'ts at WTR is here:
https://whitetailresort.org/amenities/standards-of-behavior/Based on what I've heard, one resort I've visited used to have a strict rule against any genital jewelry until the owner decided to get a piercing. Evolution!!!Which resort, Id like to find out more?
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