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Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke

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I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Stop naming hospitals after dead people, give us some hope. Like, where's the Keith Richards Memorial Hospital?

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If the pilgrims gave the Indians a donkey instead of a turkey.. we would be getting a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.

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Laws requiring me to wear clothes violate my right to bare arms.

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It's weird being the same age as old people

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I feel the same, every day!!

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My Wife says I only have two faults.

I don't listen, and something else...

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Drool is my new favorite word. It rolls right off the tongue...

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Because of my age, I'm often mistaken for an adult.

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