Ants in my pants

I don't have that problem as I'm not wearing pants. I had an invasion of ants crawling out from under the skirting in my kitchen. Every so oftenI could feel one crawling up my leg and could deal with the blighter immediately. There then followed a spate of naked cleaning - cleaning out the nearby food cupboard to get rid of any spillages, sweeping and vacuuming floors and spreading ant poison.

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