she acted totally normal about it all. I forgot that one.Isn't it a pity we can't tell when that's going to be the case beforehand

• 9 years ago

A few years back I was sunbathing naked in my garden. A young woman came round collecting sponsorship, saw me and retreated to ask if I was decent. She knew I wasn't but I put on a flimsy wrap to talk to her and pay her. She talks about it to her friends years later. She did say she liked my bum.

• 9 years ago

I wouldn't call this startled but I had a long weekend at my camper and I came from the back of my camper and ran into the electric meter reader. I said hello and he responded in kind. I then went onto my deck and then into my camper. After all, it is a nudist campground.

• 9 years ago