Bacon as a nudist dilemma

Post #1 stoneandyTextile

If I put on an apron to protect myself from hot bacon grease
splatter, does that disqualify me as a nudist cook?

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RE: Bacon as a nudist dilemma

Certainly not! An apron isn't clothing per se, it falls more into the category of PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) much the same way gloves, boots, hats, sunglasses etc. simply expand the abilities of a nudist.
As for the bacon, may I suggest instead of going stove-top, put a pan with a removable grate into the oven. Toss in the bacon, cook for a bit, pull out the grate to flip the bacon, cook a bit more, presto! Oven-cooked bacon that still has that pan-fried texture and taste!

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Post #3 uksize36Undies OnlyA push will get you anywhere except through a door marked pull

RE: Bacon as a nudist dilemma

by uksize36Textile

Certainly not! An apron isn't clothing per se, it falls more into the category of PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) much the same way gloves, boots, hats, sunglasses etc. simply expand the abilities of a nudist.As for the bacon, may I suggest instead of going stove-top, put a pan with a removable grate into the oven. Toss in the bacon, cook for a bit, pull out the grate to flip the bacon, cook a bit more, presto! Oven-cooked bacon that still has that pan-fried texture and taste!
I have a wire mesh cover that goes on top of the frying pan to eliminate splash so one can stay naked.

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Post #4 ElCabong241Textile

RE: Bacon as a nudist dilemma

by ElCabong241Textile

Cook the bacon in the oven. Put a cooling rack on top of a baking sheet and cook the bacon at 425 for 20 - 25 minutes.

The bacon gets crisp, and it stays flat.

Oh, and you don't get splattered with hot bacon grease.

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