Sept. of 2018 my wife and I went up north across the Mackinaw bridge and stayed at the hotel casino for a couple of nights. She really enjoys to sit and gamble, usually playing penny or nickel machines. At around 10 p.m. she decided to go back down to play the machines again. I decided to go to the weight room that was offered at the hotel. It was also next to the pool which with your room key both were accessible 24 hours. After about a 90 minute workout I decided to jump in the pool to do a few laps and then sit in the large hot tub which was next to the pool, which yes I did take my suit off and sat it on the edge of the tub. So now it's about midnight maybe 12:30 so I get out of the hot tub and find out that just to the side of the pool is a large gang shower with 8 shower heads. After being in the pool and hot tub all I could smell was chlorine so I figured that at this hour nobody is going to come down to swim, so I strip just inside the shower and start cleaning my suit of the chlorine and then tossed it out of the shower into a chair just outside. As I'm scrubbing the chlorine off me I hear a lady say "what the hell" and look up and find 2 ladies standing there looking in at me. One of the women seemed rather disgusted that I was naked and told someone outside the shower that she had to leave. The other lady didn't seem bothered at all and said something to, what I found out later, was her husband. He said something to the effect that it was only a naked man and another couple came over. There were 6 people that were all friends that came down to soak in the hot tub and discovered me. 5 of them weren't offended but the 1 lady just couldn't be there any longer, with a naked stranger in the room, and went back to their room. I got out and dried off and put my wet suit back on and started talking with the 5 that remained. They pointed out that they all make this trip a couple of times a year to spend time together and informed me that you were supposed to leave your suit on when showering and that you weren't supposed to be naked in the pool/shower area. They asked me how long I had been there. Which I told them about two and a half hours without anyone coming in the pool area so I figured I was good to get naked to shower. 4 of the 5 admitted that they usually drop their suits to shower at that hour when they stayed there in the past.
The next morning I ran into them in the restaurant and all but the 1 lady that left spoke to me and said that after I left that they too showered naked in the pool area without a problem. I told them that if I were to return to this hotel/casino that I would probably do the same as I did this time and shower naked.
To me it's crazy to shower with a suit on and get a chemical burn because of the wet waist band holding chlorine that you couldn't wash out while wearing it and trying to shower.

• 6 years ago

I went to San Onofre once during the winter when it was a nice hot day. I went down and stripped down to get some sun. After my time I always walk back as far as I can before I see someone before putting on my shorts. Usually during the winter I can get to the goat trail before I have to put something on. Well this time I also went surfing so I get to my car (shorts are on) and get my stuff out so I can change into dry clothes. I have the car backed up to the train tracks and my doors are open to block and bike riders view. I brought some water to rinse myself off with after I surfed so I looked around and saw no one on bikes or in cars coming so I stripped naked and poured the water all over me away from my car so I didn't get water in my car. As I finished the commuter train was going by and a group of 5 bicyclist were riding by at the same time. So the train people saw my naked ass and the bikers saw my front. A couple of them were looking. I just looked for cars and walked back to my car to towel off.

Another time I was changing my clothes to run at San Onofre and I stripped naked and as I grabbed my shorts to put on, a car pulled into the lot and got a full view of me. They didn't say anything to me as they drove by to park at the other end of the lot.

• 6 years ago

Been caught a few times in the yard. One guy pulled in to ask about getting seedlings from my woods. He said he did not mind, but if the wrong person saw me there might be trouble. I told him they would be calling the cops on them selves, as like him they would have to drive past a KEEP OUT and a NO TRESPASSING sing's to catch me naked behind my house and Yes I would press charges against them.

Another time I was working in the yard near a slightly thin spot in the hedge, a car drove by much slower than normal. A little voice in my head said to put my shorts on (slightly lighter than my tan). Five minuets later a squad came by, doing about 5 mph. I waved and he waved and he sped off.

Another time I heard tires skid on the driveway and an engine rev and drop into reverse. The bible thumping holy rollers have not been back sense ;-) If I would have known that was all it took (they don't understand phrases like NO or don't come back here), I could have save 15 years of dealing with them ;-0

• 6 years ago

I was working in the garage, hot as blue blazes so I was going out for a dip in the pool periodically and then back to my project. Of course I was naked, if its warm enough I am always naked! Well on one of those cycles, I come around the corner into the driveway and ther sits a mini van with the driver inside. We heck, dont want to be rude so I wave (with my hand,sheesh) and go on into the garage to work. Little while later wifey brought me a tea and asked if I knew we had visitors. We , yeah I did. Funny thing is they drove up the year before just as I was coming back from a walk. So I guess our missionaries dont mind pestering a naked man. Few years before they caught us both out by the pool, they said they would come back another time, an so the have!

• 6 years ago

hahahaha, the last paragraph of the above post... we had a situation two days ago.We were having lunch and binge watching a Netflix program. The Ring door bell rang and my phone was in the office so I couldn't check to see who was at the door. Early that morning, I opened the windows of the office but kept the blinds down but opened. Been doing that for over a week now to get some fresh summer air circulating. I walked up to the office to grab my mesh shorts and shirt but they weren't there. My wife had scooped them up earlier and put them in the wash. I could see who was at the door. I knew the windows were open so I called to my wife, "hey, were are my clothes? I can't answer the door naked!" To that, the two JW's scooted down our walkway at race pace! :DDDDDDDDHadn't had them come to the front door in quite some time. I'm hoping my antics keeps them away quite a bit longer! ;D

You may have seen this already on this site ;-) Sorry the system wont open to my LP to get the cartoon, a window opens and asks for a "Image Location" can't figure it out ;-( But it was a cartoon of a naked couple in the open doorway. The caption read "Gee, usually the JW's stay around and chat longer" ;-)

• 6 years ago

Last night we were also binge watching the new season of "Stranger Things" on Netflix when the whole house started moving even though we're about 150 miles from where the 7.1 earthquake hit. My wife and I ran outside to see our pool sloshing around and our son (not a nudist) who was staying in our guest house outside also. Of course I was naked as a jaybird!

• 6 years ago

Years ago one Saturday morning I was standing in the kitchen and the inside door was open so they (JW) could see into the house. I had shorts on as the new step kids were there and my wife didn't want them to see me naked. I listened to them for a minute and made some comment, that I can't remember. After they left my wife said if I should of had my regular attire on (nothing) and they would of ran down the lane.

We have small shakers here, as we're waiting for the big one. It came about 4am and woke us up. When I figured out what it was I got up and turned on the scanner to see what was being reported and decided I had better get my day started. I heard the sheriff radio into the dispatch asking if we had just had an earthquake and he stated he was in the shower. If it had been the big one at least two people would have been caught naked. LOL .

• 6 years ago

If you can ever find a copy of the Audiobook, or DVD of Spaulding Gray's brilliant monologue "Monster In A Box" he tells a hilarious story of the first time being in Hollywood working on his novel and his script for "Swimming To Cambodia" when an earthquake hits early in the morning. Not exactly knowing what to do, he runs outside where all his neighbors are all gathered in the middle of the street also. Everyone, including himself, is naked!

• 6 years ago