I gave my lawyer a check yesterday.

Today, he called and said that I made it out wrong. He is also a neighbor of ours. He said he would stop by on his way home in the afternoon to return it and pick up the new check. So I took the dogs out, came back home, did my chores, in the nude, of course. It's only a little before eleven, when, lo and behold, standing at my open door, is my lawyers wife. I can see her as clear as can be, and she the same of me. She said her husband called and asked her to stop by and pick up the check, as he had changed his plans. I said, "excuse me while I put something on." She said it wasn't necessary. I asked her to come in while I went for my check book. I returned, still naked, opened and wrote the check, and handed it to her. She said I looked pretty good, and that she should come to visit more often. I mentioned that similar attire was required. She smiled and left.

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