YES, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign.............I just didn't see you.
- 8 years ago
I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word I'm saying.
- 8 years ago
Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.
- 8 years ago
Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.
- 8 years ago
I wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere!!!
- 8 years ago
I need to go on a medication, so I can slap stupid people and blame it on the side effects.
- 8 years ago
If you can't convince them........ confuse them.
- 8 years ago
If you can't convince them........ confuse them.
I think that is the motto of our elected officials.
:)
- 8 years ago
If you can't convince them........ confuse them.
If you can't dazzle'em with brilliance, baffle'em with bullshit.
- 8 years ago
My goal this weekend... is to move just enough... so people don't think I'm dead.
- 8 years ago