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Mirrors don't lie and lucky for you they don't laugh.

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Young enough to know that I can. Old enough to know that I shouldn't. Stupid enough to do it anyway.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but I drink, so I'll probably say them anyway.

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I've reached that age where my brain goes from, " you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell let's see what happens".

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When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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if you have friends that are as weird as you...... then you have everything.

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A good friend will bail you out of jail..... A best friend will sit next to you and say, wasn't that fun!

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The cops came to my house today and asked where I was between 5 and 6 ....apparently, kindergarten was not the right answer.

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Another apparently wrong answer.

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