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Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you'll need... better to be safe than sober.

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"Never trust a fart." Jack Nicholson

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I didn't fart, my ass likes you so much it just blew you a kiss.

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If a clown farts...does it smell funny?

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I was married by a judge..... I should have asked for a jury!

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If everyday is a gift....... Then today was underwear!!

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My wife gives me sound advice.......99% Sound - 1% Advice!!

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My wife gives me sound advice.......99% Sound - 1% Advice!!

Free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it, sound or not.

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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick........ Especially since his name is Steve.

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LOL You're so funny!

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