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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up and get a refill.

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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.

I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.

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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.

If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.

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Don't worry about whether the glass is half full or half empty. Just drink up Get Naked and get a refill.I fixed it for you Olly. I think this is what you may have originally meant. If not, you should have.If he was anywhere with me, we would already have been naked.

That does include the local pub - sometimes

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Don't you hate those emails about penis enhancers.. l got ten of them today...eight of them from my girlfriend!

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I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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I bet all you short people get really excited when you hit your head on something.

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I finally quit drinking for good.......... Now I drink for evil!!

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I like to whisper romantic things after sex..... Like, hey! go home! or what is your name?

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman........ Neither work!!

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