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Too funny and yet so true!

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Losing 50 pounds is wonderful.... Able to reach your butthole again... priceless

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My tolerance for alcohol is way higher then my tolerance for stupid people.

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Truth!

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Don't you just hate getting all those emails about penis enlargement... I got 10 of them today... nine from my wife!!

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I don't have a hangover..... I have the wine flu.

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I would like to think l will die a heroic death, but it's more likely l'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Due to the confidentiality of my job...l don't know what l'm doing.

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You can't drink all day...if you don't start in the morning.

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It may look like l'm doing nothing...but in my head l'm quite busy.

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