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I married her for her long legs and big boobs...now she has long boobs and big legs.

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With age comes new skills...you can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee...all at the same time.

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I think l may be the reason my Guardian Angel has a drinking problem.

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LOL nice one

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Isn't it funny how Red, White, and Blue represent Freedom....until they are Flashing behind you!! Happy 4th of July, stay nude.

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I would like to confirm that the less l care what other people think, the happier l am.

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Its been a long hard day, l need one of those hugs that turns into sex.

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I must have a very nice butt...(-l-)... every time l turn around, l hear people whisper "what an ass"

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LOL That's pretty funny!

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The best things in life either make you Fat, Drunk, or Pregnent......Enjoy!

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