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Next time just use lip stick.

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Old people driving is the reason you have to look both ways when crossing a one way street.

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Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference.

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Warning!!!! my sense of humor may hurt your feelings.

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Thanks for posting all of these. I saw a bumper sticker the other day, I think you will like.

Warning!!! My inner child is a mean little bastard!!!

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Warning!!! too many birthdays.... can be fatal.

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Warning!!! too many birthdays.... can be fatal.

But not having many can be fatal even sooner, so having more can lead to greater longevity.

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Speaking of birthdays, why does no one want to count the ACTUAL day of birth as the first birthday(and the only one, really, that counts the most) and instead when the child turns one year old they claim it is his/her FIRST birthday? The first BIRTHDAY occurred 365 days previous to that one, although for some reason, no one seems to want to count it as a BIRTHDAY. When a person, let's say turn 20 years old, people will say it's their 20th birthday, when in fact it is their 21st. Why doesn't the REAL ONE get included in the count? I have wondered about this for years, but no one has come up with a good answer for it yet. Something to think about, Y'all.

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No one wants to know the day that your parents had sex. lol.

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BOOBS..... The proof that men can focus on two things at once.

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