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But Officer, l'm not being a smartass, all l'm saying is, if you caught me.... then you were speeding too!

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I just heard that the Police want to interview me, strange, l don't remember applying for a job there.

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Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated, but there's no cure for stupid.

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but there's no cure for stupid.

Sure there is, a high velocity lead injection to the cranial cavity. Or this.

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Its that time of year... Did you remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Don't forget!! Thanksgiving is on Thursday this year!! LOL!!:)

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
- Jon Stewart

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Don't Blame the Holidays...You were already overweight back in August.

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It's beginning to Cost a lot like Christmas.

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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip!

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