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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip!

NOOOO!!! I want to get some more of that venison from him like I did last year!!!! It's not often someone delivers some directly to my roof top.

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What l don't like about office Christmas Parties... Looking for a new job the next day.

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Dear Santa, This year all I ask for Christmas is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.

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The Office Christmas Party is a great opportunity to catch up with people... that you haven't seen in 20 minutes.

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Dear Santa, I've been good all year.. well most of the time.. once in awhile.. never mind, l'll buy my own stuff.

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OK, maybe not so good - but I'll leave you bourbon and jerky instead of milk and cookies!

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What do you mean Christmas is over...l just got the lights untangled.

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Here's an old one...

How can you pick out Yul Brynner at the nudist resort? He's the one with the golden rod and wild hickory nuts.

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Diet tip for 2020... your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.

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2019 was a good year... fun times, good memories and no evidence.

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