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After the Holidays, l can't tell if l need a hug, an XL coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.

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All of the above?

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Monday... l have no words to describe this day... l do however have a ton of obscene guestures.

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Now, if you'll excuse me..... today's bad decisions are't going to make themselves.

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Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it.

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The same could be said, for most mouth's you kiss ;-)

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I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer, but l not sure which house l need to go to get my copies.

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I want a closed casket funeral and at the end of the service please have the organist play Pop Goes the Weasel.

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Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.

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Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.

Oh, I thought that was a manager.

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