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Askhole - a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite.

That's may be because he read your first post in this thread, "I learn from the mistakes of others.......................who took my advice." or at least thinks along those lines.

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I'm sick of following my dreams, so l'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

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Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has obviously never had two candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

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I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks.

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What do nudists pack for vacation?
Just the bare necessities.

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On the bright side of HELL.... my coffee will never get cold and all my friends will be there.

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For Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, "I'm a nudist."
I haven't worn it yet.

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If you miss your mother in law........reload and try again.

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The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her Heart... the fact that her boobs are infront of her heart is not our Fault.

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I never realized how funny I was until I started talking to myself

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