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I'm going to run for a political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up on me, it would be nice to piece together my twenties.

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I'm going to run for a political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up on me, it would be nice to piece together my twenties.

GREAT IDEA, you could campaign nude on the platform of " I Have Nothing to Hide", which would cause them to dig even deeper. You are sure to win a pubic office no matter what. At the least you will find out what happened in your twenties. If not, this might be your answer!

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?

On the other hand, you may have just bored them to sleep.

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I followed my heart and it led me to the bar

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My wife is amazing..she just surprised me with a $250k life insurance policy and a trip to china.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old

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Falling in Love makes you do stupid things, one time I even got married.

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Husband: l want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: why does it say Do Not Resuscitate.

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