I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?

• 5 years ago

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent. I never know what they're planning?

On the other hand, you may have just bored them to sleep.

• 5 years ago

I followed my heart and it led me to the bar

• 5 years ago

My wife is amazing..she just surprised me with a $250k life insurance policy and a trip to china.

• 5 years ago

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise

• 5 years ago

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old

• 5 years ago

Falling in Love makes you do stupid things, one time I even got married.

• 5 years ago

Husband: l want you to have this bracelet, it belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: why does it say Do Not Resuscitate.

• 5 years ago

love it lmnao

• 5 years ago

Wife: l have blisters on my hands from the broom. Husband: next time take the car!

• 5 years ago