My trash man thinks he is funny... he just left an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

• 5 years ago

Mine knows money is tight and I don't like to waste; so he brings the half empty bottles.

• 5 years ago

I'm starting to miss people l don't even like.

• 5 years ago

Love it!!

• 5 years ago

Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
She replied I have a perfect right.
He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.

• 5 years ago

The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle

• 5 years ago

My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.

• 5 years ago

Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.

• 5 years ago

Why the Hell are LED headlights legal? I'm glad you can see into the future with your bright ass headlights, but your blinding the rest of us.

• 5 years ago

Ditto I hate them too

• 5 years ago