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I have watched so many crime shows that when l turn off the TV... l wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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Like that one.

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My trash man thinks he is funny... he just left an AA flyer on my recycling bin.

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Mine knows money is tight and I don't like to waste; so he brings the half empty bottles.

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I'm starting to miss people l don't even like.

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Love it!!

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Had a Episcopal priest tell me a joke a long time ago.
A beautiful young woman going topless was entering the church as the priest was greeting the parishioners at the door.
The priest stopped her and said she couldnt go in dressed like that.
She replied I have a perfect right.
He told her she has a perfect left also but she couldnt go in without a hat on.

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The past few weeks my housekeeping style is best described as.. there appears to have been a struggle

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My body is a Temple......an Ancient and Crumbling Temple and probaby cursed.

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Police need your help identifying robbery suspecthe was caught on surveillance camera but had removed his mask so no one could recognize him.

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