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Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In Memory of faces burried there.

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Where is Morgan Freeman in 2020, shouldn't he be narrating this shit or something.

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Asked my wife if l could use toys during sex..Shoulda seen her face when l rolled my Hotwheel car across her titties.

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Just checking on you...l heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.

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Just checking on you...l heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.

Thank's for that ;-) I am going to be using that on a few people ;-)

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

You didn't shoot it on the right person. Call me!!

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When Spider Man shoots a sticky substance all over someone he's Amazing but when l do it l'm a pervert?

that made me laugh hard

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LOVE it. I'm going to use this one!!

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Found out two things today. 1. Kitchen sex can be wild and exciting. 2. The staff at McDonald's are quite narrow-minded.

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