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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.

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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.

And if you survive, for your birthday are you going to leave out copies of Penthouse and Playboy?

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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, she's been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house, so I bought her a magazine rack.

CLASSIC

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Just got accepted in a porn movie role.. l'm the husband going to work.

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Ouch. Movie based on a true story? Mine. :-(

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Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.

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I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried

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I yelled "Cow" at a woman on a bike and she gave me the finger.. then she plowed her bike straight into the cow... I tried

Obviously she had it in for that cow.

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Last night at 2 am I had the right to remain silent..... But I didn't have the ability -R.W.

"Once you've seen one woman naked.......you want to see the rest of them naked." R.W.

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Wife: honey the vacuum isn't sucking.....Husband: frustrating isn't it!

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