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Post #602 polomexxBarefoot

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by polomexxTextile

I sent out a text to my friends saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me. I need smarter friends.
Bwahahaha XD

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Post #603 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, then the Librarian told me to leave before she called Security.

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Post #604 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.

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Post #605 Lakeman221Super Nudist

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by Lakeman221Textile

Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.

Maybe this will help if you can get a copy of it.

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Post #606 rrfalconButt Naked

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by rrfalconTextile

Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.

Maybe it's time for a trade-in?

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Post #607 Lakeman221Super Nudist

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by Lakeman221Textile

Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.Maybe it's time for a trade-in?

My friend's truck started making whining sounds, after filling the rear end with gear oil, the whining sounds stopped. Perhaps you could try this with your wife to see if it helps.

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Post #608 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

If you didn't get it from the horses mouth...stop listening to the ass who told you.

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Post #609 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

Maybe my mom was right all those years ago. Maybe l won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.

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Post #610 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

I suck in bed.........l also lick and bite.

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Post #611 2hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free

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by 2hangfreeTextile

Summer isn't over until Sept. 22..So sit your pumpkin spice asses down...l'm not finished with my margarita yet!

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