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What's the difference between a northern girl and a southern girl?The northern girl says yes you can. The southern girl says yes you all can ;-)True southern girls don't say you all, rather it would be "y'all". Apparently, you have not met nearly as many southern girls as I have, or you would have known this.

Spend some time in the South myself, my observaion...

y'all is the singular
y'alls is the singular possessive
all y'all is the plural
all y'alls is the plural possessive

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I'm excited that the phrase get the fuck away from me is no longer rude but a public service announcement.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why l don't dust, it could be someone l know.

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If we are ever in a Don't Laugh Situation....what ever you do...don't look over to me.

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Research shows that most women will at one point in their lives possess highly intelligent DNA unfortunately most will spit it out

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At my funeral would someone please take the bouquet off of my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

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You sure you want that Bud?!
If the bouquet hits the ground; you're going to hell!

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A woman was changing clothes one morning while her husband sat on the bed watching TV. After removing all of her clothes she looked at herself in the full-length mirror. She said "I'm old, fat, ugly and wrinkled". Then she turned to her husband and asked "Don't you have anything nice you can say about me?". He looked at her a minute then said "Your eyesight is damn near perfect".

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Along the same lines, Herb, Fred, and Nancy l all lived in a retirement community. Nancy really wanted to get Herb's attention so she decided to come to breakfast naked one morning. Fred said to Herb, "Can you see what Nancy is wearing this morning?" Herb replied, "Not too well, but it whatever it is, it sure needs ironing!"

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?Anybody have an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's making a whining sounds.Slap the bitch.

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