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Another fine day ruined by responsibility...

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You can't control everything..... your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

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I think I'm starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me when I got to pee, I should be okay.

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I think I'm starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me when I got to pee, I should be okay.

Until it comes time to poop.

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I wasn't planning on going for a run today.......but those cops came out of nowhere

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I'm always forced to do shit I'm not qualified for..... Like being nice to fucking idiots.

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Today I am not gonna be an asshole, I am gonna be nice.... Stop laughing, it could happen.

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If l'm ever killed by a mountain lion.....just know my last words were ...Here Kitty Kitty

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Sugar and spice are very very nice........ but so is a woman who can make you cum twice

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Instead of a sign that says...Do Not Disturb...l need one that says...Already Disturbed, Proceed with Caution.

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