Thanks for posting these chuckles, Bill! They help us laugh out loud--a much-needed exercise in these days! Keep up the excellent effort--you touch more people than you know!

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Christmas time is great... because you can shout.... Don't come in here... and they think you are wrapping presents...when you just want to drink wine in peace and not share your chocolate.

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I always knew l'd get old....How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.

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I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

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For anyone else that's getting coal for Christmas... maybe we can link up and get the grill going.

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I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

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Mr. Jones the inventor of the wind chill factor recently died..he was 82...but felt like he was 64.

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Things l have in common with a raccoon..dark circles around the eyes..eat junk..cute..a little chubby..l will fight you and possibly rabid.

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I can understand the anger at me...but what could you possibly have against the horse l rode in on?

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My wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning....now l can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.

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