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When the cashier said strip down, facing me, she meant my credit card. Guess I won't be shopping there anymore.

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If you judge me by my past.....don't be surprised when you become part of it.

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Great minds think alike..... unfortunately, so do the stupid ones.

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I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters....oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen.

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Don't believe everything you read in public toilets, Sharon is not up for a good time...what an awkward phone call that was.

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Thanks for posting these chuckles, Bill! They help us laugh out loud--a much-needed exercise in these days! Keep up the excellent effort--you touch more people than you know!

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Christmas time is great... because you can shout.... Don't come in here... and they think you are wrapping presents...when you just want to drink wine in peace and not share your chocolate.

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I always knew l'd get old....How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise.

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I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

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For anyone else that's getting coal for Christmas... maybe we can link up and get the grill going.

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