Post #7022hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.
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Post #7032hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMr. Jones the inventor of the wind chill factor recently died..he was 82...but felt like he was 64.
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Post #7042hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayThings l have in common with a raccoon..dark circles around the eyes..eat junk..cute..a little chubby..l will fight you and possibly rabid.
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Post #7052hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI can understand the anger at me...but what could you possibly have against the horse l rode in on?
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Post #7062hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayMy wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning....now l can't have Sharpies in the house anymore.
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Post #7072hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayThere's no need to drive me crazy, l'm close enough to walk.
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Post #7082hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayDon't bother walking a mile in my shoes.. spend 30 seconds in my head, that'll freak you right out.
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Post #7092hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI went for a nice run yesterday...I didn't plan on it, but the ice cream truck didn't stop.
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Post #7102hangfreeSuper NudistStay Nude and Free RE:Quote of the dayI've decided on my new career. I'm going to be a backward stripper. I come on stage naked and people pay me to put my clothes back on.
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RE:Quote of the dayThere is a play Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike in which Spike appears on stage in underwear and puts the rest of his clothes on with the types of body motions strippers use when taking them off.
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