Have you ever noticed that a woman's.......... I'll be ready in 5 minutes,
and a man's......... I'll be home in 5 minutes,
Are exactly the same!!
- 8 years ago
Wait till I tell my wife this one. I better be ready to duck.
- 8 years ago
There is no need to repeat yourself..... I ignored you just fine the first time.
- 8 years ago
Me Behave?........Seriously?
- 8 years ago
Real friends show me their Boobs.....True friends let me touch them.
- 8 years ago
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, that is if I die next Thursday.
- 8 years ago
Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.
- 8 years ago
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
- 8 years ago
Nothing messes up your Friday like realising it's only Thursday.
Or thinking it's Thursday when it's actually Friday, and going in to work the next day.
- 8 years ago
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
- 8 years ago