Dear Steve,
Ok Steve, here it is, I respectfully submit that the only way we can realisticly accept Phil into this group (in addition to the fine print in the by-lays, and simply because he's the Supernudist in need of heavy medication,LOL,) is if he indeed spells his name with a 'V' rather than a PH.
So what do you say, Vil? are you up to being flexible?
Steve
Dear Steve, Ok Steve, here it is, I respectfully submit that the only way we can realisticly accept Phil into this group (in addition to the fine print in the by-lays, and simply because he's the Supernudist in need of heavy medication,LOL,) is if he indeed spells his name with a 'V' rather than a PH. So what do you say, Vil? are you up to being flexible? Steve
Hi Steve & Steve, .....Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve, and Steve ('s other half )
First, I'd like to take this opportunity to express my heartfelt gratitude to you all, for accepting my brother Steve into the fold, furthermore, I would also like to thank everyone present, for their continued support and understanding during these very difficult times, and in particular, for showing the greatest respect for the very prestigious position of the "Supernudist."
With regard to your very generous offer to invite ME into this exclusive magnificent Secret Order of the Brotherhood of Steves, I imagine you are all wondering, Vil he or Von't he, well, that is the Question! I would like to say, that as one of the more senior among us gathered here today, and dare I say it, one of the more experienced in the ways of the world, I can indeed fully appreciate and understand your concerns regarding the ridiculous propensity of the English language to use the iIlogical and quite frankly stupid substitution for the letter f, and indeed on occasion, for the letter "V" (which in my humble opinion, is even more illogical) commonly know across the world, as "ph." I therefore am more than happy to comply with the "fine print in the by-lays" (or even laws :) of the aforementioned said Brotherhood, regarding the use of this pathetic substitution, and indeed, from this day forth, will in fact, be more than happy, to go against the tide of illogical opinion, and adopt the magnificent letter "V" into my first name, as a replacement for the pathetic and much maligned "ph." I would of course consider it a great honour and be only too happy to comply and endure, the ancient initiation ceremony of, reciting my name Steven times whilst standing on my head, simultaneously drinking a glass of water. I understand that should I survive this ordeal and not drown, I will from that point on ,be a lifelong member of the Magnificent Secret Order of the Brotherhood of Steve's without a ph.
Once again, I thank you Gentlemen and Ladies, for the immense maturity and wisdom that you have shown in an effort to bring this unfortunate misunderstanding to a successful and joyous conclusion.
Yours Respectfully.
Vil.
Now where DID I put my medication?
Dear Vil, Just don't forget to bring your $2.63 (USD) membership fee to receive your official membership card to your initiation ceremony. Cash only.
Steve
p.s. The first three Vils at the door will receive a FREE secret decoder ring!
Dear Vil, Just don't forget to bring your $2.63 (USD) membership fee to receive your official membership card to your initiation ceremony. Cash only. Steve p.s. The first three Vils at the door will receive a FREE secret decoder ring!
Aww Geeeeee Wizzzzzzz Steve & Steve, .....Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve, and Steve ('s other half )
Nobody said it was gonna cost MONEY!
That's AGAINST my religion !!!!!
Vil.
My dear, esteemed, Steves and (Steph),
After much consideration and taking into account the state of todays economy, I would like to offer Vil a "bail out" package, if you will. Once upon a time before commerce became king, often times people survived on the "trading" of services. (You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?).
I propose that as his brother, Steve, has fully vouched for Vil, we should waive the membership fee and accept, in exchange, a poem composed by Vil, all about Stev(ph)e's. And after further consideration I feel that we should include the Secret Decoder Ring in so far as he is a Super Nudist and not just one of the first three Vil's but the only Vil to knock on our door.
What say ye?
Respectfully,
Steve ('s other half)
p.s. Vil? Just remember vhere there's a Vil there's a vay!
p.p.s The initiation rites still stand!
My dear, esteemed, Steves and (Steph), After much consideration and taking into account the state of todays economy, I would like to offer Vil a "bail out" package, if you will. Once upon a time before commerce became king, often times people survived on the "trading" of services. (You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?). I propose that as his brother, Steve, has fully vouched for Vil, we should waive the membership fee and accept, in exchange, a poem composed by Vil, all about Stev(ph)e's. And after further consideration I feel that we should include the Secret Decoder Ring in so far as he is a Super Nudist and not just one of the first three Vil's but the only Vil to knock on our door. What say ye? Respectfully, Steve ('s other half) p.s. Vil? Just remember vhere there's a Vil there's a vay! p.p.s The initiation rites still stand!
Vell, it is very kind of you to be so understanding with regard to my predicament, ( u 2 Steve) and it is true, that Vere there's a Vil, Vere IS usually a Vay, but I thought poetry wasn't all that popular, and I have to say, that I don't vork vell under pressure. Having just voke up, now is not the time to expect the grey matter to perform at it's optimum velocity. So, I vill have to vait for the meds to kick in, and then see what I can come up vith.
Vil.
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