My dear, esteemed, Steves and (Steph), After much consideration and taking into account the state of todays economy, I would like to offer Vil a "bail out" package, if you will. Once upon a time before commerce became king, often times people survived on the "trading" of services. (You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?). I propose that as his brother, Steve, has fully vouched for Vil, we should waive the membership fee and accept, in exchange, a poem composed by Vil, all about Stev(ph)e's. And after further consideration I feel that we should include the Secret Decoder Ring in so far as he is a Super Nudist and not just one of the first three Vil's but the only Vil to knock on our door. What say ye? Respectfully, Steve ('s other half) p.s. Vil? Just remember vhere there's a Vil there's a vay! p.p.s The initiation rites still stand!
Vell, it is very kind of you to be so understanding with regard to my predicament, ( u 2 Steve) and it is true, that Vere there's a Vil, Vere IS usually a Vay, but I thought poetry wasn't all that popular, and I have to say, that I don't vork vell under pressure. Having just voke up, now is not the time to expect the grey matter to perform at it's optimum velocity. So, I vill have to vait for the meds to kick in, and then see what I can come up vith.
Vil.
Vell, here it is, and remember, .........you DID ask for IT!
Ode to the Steve's (vith or vithout a ph)
I hope this not a vain attempt,
To satisfy the brief,
To rhyme for Steve, is I believe,
Much harder than for Keith.
But Super N, must rally now,
and answer to the cry.
Of all those poor, demented souls,
That ask in vain, just why.
Vere ve named Steve, some with a ph
It seems so crewel an act.
But millions are vith such a brand,
And that is for a fact.
And so vey gather here in droves,
To greet and meet and sing
And to deciver ancient codes.
Vey have a special ring.
Vich vey propose, to now present,
One of my very own,
An honour surely heaven sent,
Much better than a vone!
I could go on, you get the gist,
So I vill spare your cringe,
Hope your condition now is p*****,
And you enjoyed the binge.
To all named Steve,
A better crowd, no one has ever kissed,
If my intentions, you perceive
I'll stay upon the list!
Author Vil.
Brapho! Brapho! (standing ophation)
Encore! Encore! (ummm...maybe not)
Velcome, Vil!
Steve ('s other half)
Stevesssss I reckon that passes the test....Come on in Vil...have a pint and join the group...We accept him we accept him one of us one of us gooble gobble gooble gobble..
Ps....First one to come up with where that quote came from wins Steve
Dear Steve,
The movie 'Freaks', so what do we win, we already have a lifetime supply of secret decoder rings...?
Steve, the original half
Steve "Brapho" the movie was "Freaks" 1932...You win the first pull from the keg at the next International Gathering of StevesSteve
Steve,
Cool, dude, a kegger...will we be doing "keg stands" LMAO?
Steve ('s other half)
p.s. Since we are two halves of a whole I guess that truly DOES make us "freaks" , lol, and I am the one who supplied the answer. (LOL - I just LOOOVE Google and YouTube - mwahahahahaha)
Steve and Steve, Welcome back! okay...Calling all other Steve's! Come in Steve's! And Vil! Vere's Vil? Steve ('s other half)
Have no fear, Vil is here!
No time to chat these days,
But keeping watch,
As posts you Notch,
To keep you all at bay!
Vere vere's a Vil, Vere's a vay!!!!!
Vil.
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