morning paper streak
I have shared before how i daily streak out to get the paper at curbside each morning year round. Today as I looked out the window before stepping out I realized that there was a pickup truck parked across the road with the inside lights on. Aah, 2nd day of hunting season, so the guy was getting a predawn start to his stand. I went ahead and streaked out, I do not know if he saw a back lit by the spotlight figure or not. Now I wish i had wished him happy and safe hunting. Oh well maybe tomorrow morning he will be out there again.
Never streaked for the morning paper.
Have gotten it with just a towel around my waist at times.
Same for getting the mail or rearranging cars in the driveway.
Concerning the white tail, we all have to wear clothes outdoors sometimes so I would guess that for most of us, our rear is lighter than most of the rest of our bodies, even if not truly white.
I only get the Sunday paper. I usually go out in just a robe. Last few Sundays after my neighbor left as he usually does around 8 am I ventured out naked to get the paper. I do it regularly now. It's freeking cold in the morning this time of the year but it wakes me up.
Here in the UK we have a hole or slot in the front door which we call a Letter Box. Our paper is stuffed in there. so n no need to go out for it. BUT some of us still have milk delivered to the door step. I go out naked to pick mine up each day.
I get my newspaper every morning. Usually its at the base of the front door so I only need to open the door and reach down. Some days its farther out on the porch or on the stairs. Then I need to go out to retrieve it. It's usually dark with the only lights being the street lights, so I feel somewhat concealed by darkness. However, my neighbor across the street once commented to my wife that I'm not the only one up at 5:45 am, implying that he had seen me get the paper.
I haven't had a morning paper for many years but during the summer with the door open and the dog outside the postman left the post on the gate so not have to come into the garden so when he had gone I walked down to pick it up nude of cause. I have now built a post box and put this in the fence line but with the new high doors at the entrance now one will see me collecting the post.
During the week I bring in the paper around 5:45 and on the weekend around 7:00
The paper is normally half way down the walk so I am only our for less than a minute.
There have been a few times when a car will drive past but I am not sure if they even notice that I am standing there nude.
My Thursday routine is a little different. That is trash day. I will take the plastic wrapper off the paper and walk out to the curb to put it in the recycle bin. Again there have been a few times when a car will drive past but so far no one has indicated that they have seen me.
A few weeks ago as I was walking toward the curb, I heard a car coming down the street. As I said, this has happened before so I just continued on as usual. This time though the person driving was meeting some others up the street. Due to all the bins at the curb there was limited parking so he wound up having to park in front of our house. He never acknowledged my nudity though there is no way he did not see we as I was right beside his car.
The attached picture was taken this past August using the timer on my camera.
During the week I bring in the paper around 5:45 and on the weekend around 7:00
The paper is normally half way down the walk so I am only our for less than a minute.
There have been a few times when a car will drive past but I am not sure if they even notice that I am standing there nude.
My Thursday routine is a little different. That is trash day. I will take the plastic wrapper off the paper and walk out to the curb to put it in the recycle bin. Again there have been a few times when a car will drive past but so far no one has indicated that they have seen me.
A few weeks ago as I was walking toward the curb, I heard a car coming down the street. As I said, this has happened before so I just continued on as usual. This time though the person driving was meeting some others up the street. Due to all the bins at the curb there was limited parking so he wound up having to park in front of our house. He never acknowledged my nudity though there is no way he did not see we as I was right beside his car.
The attached picture was taken this past August using the timer on my camera.