First time driving nude. Pulled over by Police.

Got up the nerve to finally do it. It was at night in a rental car on a business trip in Houston. Stripped out of my clothes on the side of the road and drove around the city totally butt naked. My heart was racing the whole time, especially at the stop lights when other cars pulled up along side me.

Then, the worst possible thing. A police car passed me in the opposite lane. I looked in the mirror and sure enough he was doing a K turn with his lights flashing. Oh shit!!!

Somehow I slipped my shorts back on while driving as I pulled off into a parking lot. No time for underwear, shirt, shoes or -belt-. The problem with my shorts was that they were a few sizes too big and so I needed the belt. If he asked me to get out of the car and put my hands up, my shorts would have just slipped off and I'd be standing outside in a parking lot totally nude with this cop. I was certain that was going to happen.

I put my hands on the wheel and tried to appear calm. A very big man gets out of the police car and walks towards me.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"No. I don't sir"

"You were driving without your headlights on" he said.

"Oh! I didn't know. It's a rental car. The lights on my car at home turn on automatically so I just didn't realize...."

He turned out to be a nice guy and we chatted about where I'm from and what a piece of crap the rental car was. He just told me to stay safe and off I went.

Totally awesome and humiliating experience.

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