What was your most amusing or embarrassing experience
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What was the most interesting or embarassing social nudity incident that you were envolved in?
Remember, as long time nudists we've all had the unexpected boner experience, so unless it is an important part of the story, lets skip those. Let's keep this thread amusing but G or PG rated.
Embarrassing I guess my morning paper boy has a bad aim half the time he misses the porch , one morning it was a little latter then normal I looked out and the paper had landed on the far end off to the side of the porch so I looked it was clear I ran off the porch nude to the other side as I was getting my paper I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back
I used to hike up the farmer's lane across the road. I would do it at all times of the day but mostly predawn. Several years ago it was warm enough one April morning to go for a nude hike. I had hiked out the 3/4 mile and was coming back when I saw lights along the road that I normally do not see at the hour. I did not think much of it, but continued back up the lane my eyes adjusted to hiking in the near darkness. When I was about 1/5 mile from home out of the darkness came two camo clad hunters. We passed within feet of each other. I said " morning guys" they mumbled " hi" and we each kept going in opposite directions. Their truck was at the head of the lane which is just across from my rural home. It was their headlights I had seen while hiking. Turns out it was opening day of spring wild turkey season. Nothing ever came of it. The farmer knew I hiked his land, if his sons or hired hands told him about their nude encounter he never called and told me to stop hiking
I was hard pressed to come up with truly embarrassing one but did think what happened this past January while staying at a Airbnb. The guy was single, told me he was a massage therapist and I had mentioned my lack of clothes habit when i hosted guests myself when we visited the night before. So when I got up in the morning and went out to eat breakfast I stayed bare. When he came out he was " nope not in my house" I apologized and slipped on some shorts and a tee. Honestly surprised me from our conversation the night before.
.. ... ... ... ... I looked up there was my neighbor looking at me the only thing I though of doing was to say morning she waved and said morning back
That's what usually happens in these circumstances.
The only one I can remember was one sunny afternoon a few years back when I was sitting on the back patio enjoying a cup of tea when a lady appeared from up the front drive. She wanted to thank my wife for some flowering poppies which she had been given the previous summer and had brought some photographs.
She sat down opposite me and we chatted in a friendly way for about a quarter of an hour and without my state of undress being mentioned before she left.
What had me totally embarrassed was that I could think of no way to offer her a cup of tea without standing and giving her a full eye-level view of my genitals.
Later I took the attached picture of the view that the lady would have had when she arrived.
I also had an amusing but less embarrassing incident with an accidental erection on an early naturist holiday I took with my wife.
We were sunbathing naked on the beach when I, at last, persuaded my wife to come for a swim with me. While we were walking down the beach to the sea I suddenly realised that I was sporting a full erection so I tried to walk diagonally behind her so that it would be partially concealed and less visible against her tanned flesh tones. Unfortunately her reaction was to walk slightly behind me unknowingly exposing my erection to full view.
She was somewhat shamefaced when I explained to her later what had happened.
Very recently, I was seen, while naked, by the neighbor lady across the street, more so than I think she's seen me before. I know her husband has seen me while going out to my car on the street and bringing it up on the driveway very late at night and there have been times I've been in the garage and the garage door is open and I'm not sure how clearly they can see but she's seen me and waved several times. I know I've seen them in their garage but can't see them clearly enough but could make out if there were naked or not ... but don't think they partake in clothesfree living! ;D
This time, I was bringing in the trash bins from the side walkway. I'd brought them up in the afternoon the day before. We'd just gotten home from running errands and I was fully clothed. I figured I'd go inside, take off the clothes and put them back in later in the day or evening. They stayed out there all night and the next morning when I went out the side door from garage to side yard to dump some trash, I realized I'd forgotten to bring the bins back in.
I unlocked the gate, opened it slightly to ensure the coast was clear. It seemed quiet enough so I propped the gate open and grabbed the first bin and brought it into the side yard. I returned to grab the next one and there was our neighbor on her balcony looking at me. I'm standing naked in full view. I'm thinking ... "oh crap... this won't go over well," but she just smiled and waved. She was on her cell phone and usually she talks so loud that the entire neighborhood can hear her but she was pretty quiet this time. I grabbed the next bin and brought it back and thought she would have sat down or gone inside but she was still there. I figured, she's seen me already so I'll just go grab the other bin. I did, she smiled again and waited until I brought the other bin in and walked to the gate to close it. She just smiled and waved again and then went and sat down ... and began talking loud again! :DDDD She's Filipino so I'm not sure what she was saying to whoever was on the other side of the conversation. More amusing, I guess, because she just stood there watching me until there was no more of me to watch! :D
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Next incident;
Our previous next door neighbor heard me talking on my phone to a close female nudist friend. I was laughing and probably talking loudly and it got the neighbor's attention. I'm leaning against our outdoor kitchen counter when he looks over the fence and waves. I'm standing naked, full view again, and wave back with an "oh crap" look across my face. He motions to me that he wants to talk to me on the phone. I give him a thumbs up and signal him with 20 mins. I finish my conversation with my friend and sit on the patio and wait for the phone call I'm dreading will ask me to not walk around naked because they can see us.
My cell phone rings and it's my neighbor. Casual greeting proceed his inquiry ... "can I get the number to your pool service? Our guy sucks!" Whew ... that worked out great. I should have mentioned that I was sorry if I embarrassed him or offended him but he just kept up the casual conversation and I figured I wasn't going to bring it up if he wasn't and if he wasn't, he must be okay with our nudity. I'm sure he was fine with my wife's nudity out there but might have issues with mine! :DDD
In my early twenties l was with my girlfriend on a nudebeach in the early evening. We found a place far away from other people on the beach and start playing and massaging eachother. After 10 minutes a guy came sitting next to us and asked us if he could watch us playing. He thought he could watch live porn on the beach. Ok, we were both horny, but after that question we left the beach very fast and finished at home.
I try to be reasonably careful so I don't have too many experiences like this but here is one nude and one inadequately clothed.
One morning I was eating breakfast nude when our next door neighbor (older female) calls "Hello" and walks in.
I just stayed seated so I don't think she saw it everything.
She had already caught me in my underwear more than once when she just walked in.
Eventually she learned to wait for someone to let her in.
I had been working in the yard all day so I decided to shower before dinner.
You can see the hallway between the master bedroom and downstairs bathroom from our living room.
I only took my briefs into the bathroom to put on, figuring that I would finish dressing in the living room.
My son had mentioned that his best friend might be stopping by, but I didn't care if a young adult male got a glimpse of me in just briefs.
When I heard the doorbell while shaving I assumed it was his friend.
However, when I stepped out of the bathroom, there was my son's new girlfriend, sitting in the living room chair that faced the door to the hall.
Like Andy Di I can think of others also , we live near a river and this happened before the put the dike in we got flooded during the clean up we would use my mother inlaws to take a bath and do wash my wife went over first then came back then I went over I was cleaning up taking a bath and the phone rang (this was before cell phones) and it was my wife my mother inlaw yea led you might want to take this so a grabbed a towel and headed down staires my mil meet me half way on staires and gave me the phone I started to talk to wife and sat down my mil was at bottom of steps and kept looking at me and sort of smiling then I relized she saw up my towel
Before I retired I used to have to be at work by 4:30 am. And come home by one. That gave me a couple hours to take a nap onnthe couch after a shower before our kids came home from school. Mt wife worked too at the time. One afternoon I woke up to find a plate of cookies sitting on the coffee table with a note saying "Thanks Mr. Rich". I knew it was from the kids next door for me helping their dad put their playset together in the backyard. Oh hell! I in a panic grab pants and went next door tom talk to mom. Thinking she sent the lil ones ages 5 and 4 over themselves. As it turned out she was with them, she knew I took the naps and wanted to surprise me as they did. She did admit to being surprised herself. She told me not to worry since the kids had seen their dad many times while dressing or showering. But did agree to knick before coming in henceforth.
I was doing my two week reserve duty away from home. It had been a long day and I got myself a pizza for the night. Got back to my own room and stripped down, like a good nudist I am, to eat my pizza au natural. Not thinking, I did not have the individual lock on the door because since it was my own room no one would come in. WRONG. A man and his wife opened the door with their key card (apparently the key card system and the computer system was not working and the BEQ staff assigned them to my room) let me just say they saw more than my pizza. Bu they apologized for something that was not their fault and life went on.
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