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Forgot about this I was in the hospital and my mom brought in a clean pair of pj's to wear my mom can in pulled the curtain around me and asked me to change I guess I was taking some time my asked if everything was ok I said I guess then my mom steps inside the curtail and finished helping taking off the old I was sitting on he bed nude then helps me into the clean pj's

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come on! pls take your crap over to another website.

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Amusing more that embarrassing. We drove naked up to the mountain the middle of Gran Canaria. We fancied an ice cream so went to the only restaurant in the village, wearing our wraps. We got the ice creams and went to pay. Girls were sitting at the pay desk whilst I was standing - my bits at their eye level. Did I say my wrap was see-through. They both giggled and talked a lot in Spanish before taking our money. I knew why and enjoyed every moment.

Next day we went back for lunch (this time dressed in shorts and shirts). They remembered us and told their fellow waitresses.

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For embarrassing there was the time my scrotum piercing fell apart in the jacuzzi at the local Turkish Baths. The first I noticed is when the shaft fell out in the shower. I went back and a girl held up the retaining ball asking if that was what I was looking for. She had sat on it! I threaded the shaft through and replaced the ball in full view of others at the Turkish Baths.

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I had an embarrassing incident one time at a nude beach. My girlfriend and I were at a nude beach with another couple. Laying side by side, me - gf - other woman - other guy. Nearby were four young women sitting on towels and talking amongst themselves. We had all been there for a couple of hours. A young couple arrived. They spread towels about 6 feet from our feet. They relaxed for a few minutes. Soon she spread her legs wide. He positioned himself between her knees, produced a hair brush from her bag and started to brush her pubic hair. As he brushed she moaned a little, he instantly sported an erection. The four of us and the four young women couldn't help but see the action. The four young women looked at each other, smiled widely, picked up there towels and moved to within six feet of my left foot. Now they had a much better view of the couple. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but the four young women enjoying the show caused me to get a full blown erection. Now comes the really embarrassing part. My friend and I had never seen each other naked. We had been drinking buddies for about 6 months. His girlfriend and I use to date. We broke up when I met my current girlfriend. When we were dating we came to this nude beach several times. This foursome beach visit was her idea. Now I saw why.
One of the four young women took notice of my erection, pointed at it and said , "Batter Up". Then she noticed my friend was also fully erect and said, "Now thats a bat." My girlfriend looked at my friends erection and said, "Oh My God, look at that thing." I did. I'm fairly well hung, but he had at least another inch or more than me and larger in circumference. Needless to say my erection disappeared. My ex had a large self-satisfied grin on her face. She looked at his erection and said, "Lets go somewhere we can use that thing." We had all lost interest in the hair brushing couple. The four of us left. As we were getting dressed by my car the four young women walked by. They smiled and someone said, "See you next time." We never visited the beach again as a group

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Amusing more that embarrassing. We drove naked up to the mountain the middle of Gran Canaria. We fancied an ice cream so went to the only restaurant in the village, wearing our wraps. We got the ice creams and went to pay. Girls were sitting at the pay desk whilst I was standing - my bits at their eye level. Did I say my wrap was see-through. They both giggled and talked a lot in Spanish before taking our money. I knew why and enjoyed every moment.Next day we went back for lunch (this time dressed in shorts and shirts). They remembered us and told their fellow waitresses.

Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.
Did you ever find any?

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Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any?

I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month.
I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return.

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Andyde I think you judge to quickly and are unduly harsh.And block to quickly to avoid admonishment.

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The first time my wife and I went to a nude beach, we searched nude beaches online in our area and the closest one that came up was a "unofficial official" nude beach so we went and that day there was maybe 8 folks on the beach, its a large area so there is space in between everyone so we got naked and even though no one else seemed to be naked we rocked it anyways. Still wondering if we were at the right beach I asked an older couple walking by as we stood naked in front of them with nowhere to go I decided to ask this couple the question IS THIS A NUDE BEACH? They chuckled and said we were fine but it's 15 minutes that way and pointed in the direction of a large brush that came all the way to the water and said on the otherside of that haha So we knew for next time, which we have been a few times and finally we're not alone there. That's our first nude beach experience.

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Someone who lives on Gran Canaria posted on another board that he had found some small local cafes and taverns would allow nude patrons.Did you ever find any?I know there are some beach bars who welcome naked customers and I intend to check them out when I go there next month.I believe the restaurant of the hotel where I will be staying also allows nude dining and will report back when I return.

Further to the above post, I can now report that the dining area of he Petit Natura hotel on Gran Canaria is completely OK for naked dining.
However it is only open for breakfast and lunch.
This morning was a bit different as couples were fully dressed ready to travel back home at the end of their holiday so that at one point I was the only one naked, my wife having wrapped herself in a pareo against the cool of the morning.

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