When I was a kid I wait till my mom and sister went out food shopping and I get nude and run around I was in the basement playing darts and playing the radio when I heard a voice what was I doing it was my mom she came back she had forgotten something , I told her I was playing darts she said I can see that but wear are your clothes I told her I was hot and wanted to cool off
A little over a year ago my wife and I were staying with my MIL while waiting for our new home to be renovated. In the mornings, my 74-year-old MIL would start her day with coffee reading the paper (yes, the kind printed on paper) and/or do things with her phone. I moved my nude morning workout and yoga to the basement, in front of the gas fireplace for warmth. My MIL had not varied her morning routine. I didnt even mention working out naked, as to not draw attention to being nude in her basement. One morning, while doing a nude yoga routine, she came down the steps into the basement to start some laundry. As she turned at the bottom of the steps there I was, with my nude backside visible to her. She told me to not turn over. I kept going, acting completely normal and natural. She went back upstairs while I was doing the same routine. Trying to give it a humorous bent, I later put up a sign in that area; Nude Yoga, 7:00-8:00.
I was gardenuding in the back yard by the pool when a man walked into the back yard. He was the electric meter reader. We exchanged greetings & he left. Now they have a radio meter. It is read from ;the truck as the power guy drives down the alley.
I thought I got away with it. Late one night in high school I slipped out and went skinny dipping in my cute neighbor's pool. Hoping she might be up and join me, I peeked at a window & saw nothing and went home after one last dip in the pool.
Several days later, my Dad took me aside and said Mrs ..... called to tell him I'd been over there. He merely said not to go over without an invitation. I, of cours, readily agreed.
I go to a chain workout club. One day, I was in an adjacent county and went to a different club than the one I normally go to, although it was part of the same chain. I had stayed up late to prepare for a meeting which I just finished and was a bit strung out. It was late morning. There were few people at the gym. I did my swim workout in the pool. I grabbed my towel and went to the shower. I took off my swim suit and stepped into the shower. After finishing scrubbing up, I stepped out and dried off. I then walked to the changing area which was down a hall and separated by a door. Before getting there, I passed an area where there were sinks/counters and stalls. In my peripheral vision I saw a person looking in the mirror who started walking toward me. A female. I said: I think one of us is in the wrong place. She said: I work here. It is you. (That ended further discussion of that aspect of the problem). My main thought was that they were going to stick me in jail. I could not go into the changing area since a female might be changing, and my clothes would not be found there anyway. So I went back the way I came back to the pool. That was probably a good idea except for the fact that I was not wearing anything (dont know why I did not think to put my wet swim suit back on). Nonetheless, I found my way to the mens room, changed into my clothes, and drove back to my office. I suspect that there was a be on the look out circulated among the staff.
Sounds as if the concern was managed as well as it could have. Sure beats the heck out of a complaint straight away to the Police Dept. Our very close friends bought a house with a pool some years ago with 2 story houses on each side. I know to this day they regret that decision when they say they didn't know what they were thinking.
Last week another case of being busted (outted) by my wife. She was on the phone with her brother when I came in from the 110 degree heat. I quickly took off my clothes and she told him what I had done. I later asked about his reaction. He laughed.
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