A month back, I went to Phuket. I had gone for social drinking with my team, and had got drunk fairly well. They had moved on to the next bar and I chose to lose track of them. I have seen these go go bars in Thailand and I had a wicked sense of experimentation. I waited a bit to not see any of my friends around and the went inside each of the go go bars where they would have naked lady boys on stage. I wished to go naked on stage with them. Just for fun. I found one such go go bar and there was no one except 2 lady organizers who run the bar. Acting more drunk than I was I asked them that I wanted to run naked on their stage and I wanted the organizers to take my photos. The girls giggled and humored me, taking buck naked pics of me on the stage holding my penis.
Now in a state of high, I went to the corner of Patonh beach, and found a couple who were on a chair almost near the sea waves. In my drunk stupor, I went and asked if they could click photos of me in the sea, lying on my penis. They laughed and were clicking photos of me on my phone when a jeep came and focused its lights on me. Thailand police came out and put their torches. My little penis was the focus . I walked away sheepishly saying sorry, that I just wanted a photo in the water and rushed to find my pants and walked away, hoping the police wouldn't arrest me or fine me. They just left me and I found a bike back to my hotel room
Was caught a couple of times. About ten years ago, after a night of partying at a local bar, we were walking back to my friend's house when we decided to go for a swim in the lake. It was around 2am. There are several small beaches along the way, between houses, that have gates that close at 10pm. So we went over the fence, stripped and jumped in the lake. We must have been noisy, as after about 15-20 minutes, two cops showed up. They asked us to come out of the water, the five of us all looked at each other, and with no other choice, emerged from the lake totally naked with bright flashlights shinning on us. One of the cops laughed, the other told us sternly that it was too late to be swimming. We apologized, told them we were about a block away from my friend's house, got dressed while they watched, then they ensure we were back on the right side of the gate and wished us a good night! They didn't comment about us being nude.
The second time was last summer. We were having a cement pad poured in our yard. I was told that the guy pouring would be there around 7:30 am. I am an early riser and like to have my coffee sitting in my favourite chair on our patio. So here I was, at 6:40 , having my coffee, naked of course, when from around the corner the cement guy appears and said good morning. Guess he couldn't see I was naked til he got closer, then had a startled look on his face. I apologized stating that I was not expecting him for another 45 minutes. He said that since it was to be a hot day he decided to start work early. I told him that was not a problem, he just stood there for a moment, asked me a couple of questions then carried on with the job. Since he seemed okay, I finished my coffee before going back inside.
There are probably a couple more times with roommates and such, but don't really remember them clearly.
I work as a teacher and one boy lives down the street and he may have pulled some pranks on our place. We didnt have proper blinds but see through material for most rooms. Sometimes we have been house nudists. At school around a few students he said something about being a nudist. We still didnt fix the blinds.
One of my friends likes to drop by with very little warning. It didn't take long before I wound up opening the door to her in a bathrobe, excusing myself while I went to get some clothes on.
Over time, this happened often enough that she realised something was up. Except, when I came out as a nudist to her, she decided that no, that couldn't be it. Instead, I must be a secret cross-dresser, using the nudist story as cover for the fact I couldn't get out of my dress quickly enough.
In the end, I just decided to roll with it. Now, I'll text her back saying, "Hang on, just getting out of a cute little cocktail dress, give me five minutes." A couple of times, I've even swapped the robe for one of my girlfriend's dresses, because why not? As it turns out, that's actually quite comfortable and practical, at least as an emergency option!
This past winter I needed to take the garbage to the curbing. So out I went in just a pair of flip flops with a skim of snow and ice on the ground, toss the bag in the can. As I roll the can to the open chain link gate its dark, 5 am_ ish. Just as I get to
the gate I come nose to nose with an elderly neighbor walking his dog!. As I'm behind the can, I'm not sure if he saw all of me or not! I cheerily said good morning, his comment was 'its a bit chilly' and he slowly strolled past my gate. After he was a few yards away I opened the gate and placed the can roadside, then went up onto the deck and back inside. I thought it was funny, not sure what he thought!
I have been a nudist for years, and am always looking to be nude outdoors, where ever, and when ever I can be.
Last summer, on one of those HOT and HUMID days of summer, I drove (naked) up into the Pisgah national Forest, within a half hours drive of where I live. I drove thru the forest, to a remote area, called Chestnut Mtn. I got out of my truck, and took only a bottle of water with me, and took off hiking on one of the forest service trails, with nothing but my sneakers on. I walked about a mile or so, LOVING the feeling of being able to be completely naked out in the woods, when suddenly, a guy on a mtn. bike came towards me. I didn't stop, or try to cover myself, as after all, I was in the middle of nowhere......but I was BUCK NAKED!
To my surprise, the biker stopped, and began chatting with me, about this and that, when after a few minutes, he asked me WHY was I naked, and where were my clothes. I told him how much I enjoyed being naked, and how I loved being naked in the woods, and that I had been a nudist for years. He then said he wished he was bold enough to do this, and I mentioned to him, why not strip right now. I also told him, I wasn't going to attack him, as I told him how much he would enjoy the feeling and freedom of being naked.
To MY SURPRISE.....he stripped, and we continued to chat about this and that, and he soon said he had to move on, but said he enjoyed our conversation, and that he often rode this same trail, and if I was ever up on that trail again, I might run across him again.
I told him......why not bike it naked?
He said HE WOULD...so maybe I will run across him again sometime, but it was somewhat embarrassing, but yet, I LOVED the experience to run across someone in the middle of nowhere naked, and I will continue to do it again, and again.
I work as a teacher and one boy lives down the street and he may have pulled some pranks on our place. We didnt have proper blinds but see through material for most rooms. Sometimes we have been house nudists. At school around a few students he said something about being a nudist. We still didnt fix the blinds.
You're a teacher - a boy may have seen you naked through your see through blinds - he is talking about nudism to his class mates -you didn't fix your blinds - ??????????? REALLY??
I was way out in my yard (large, about five acres) when suddenly the Rangers roared up overhead just above the tree tops. Helicopters can be quite fast and sound bounces aound on the mountains in unusual ways sometimes. I had heard them low in the distance a for awhile, but then there they were - and there I was as well.
Fortunately, I had smoked or sold off my grow already, and the lab had already been torn down for relocation, but there was nothing I could do about my dick just out there flopping in the breeze. I was truly busted on that one.
The pilot and three or four other guys collectively spotted and laughed at me, but then immediately followed that short outburst with a thumbs up from the pilot and a few waves from the others in that easy, relaxed way that says , "all good, no worries, don't care".
Now it just goes straight to the "hello up/down there" wave when they happen to come this way for that slow hover business. Most times, they skirt here slightly, but even if they fly directly over they are ass hauling it from one place to another. I've been told it's to carry Rangers to all the high mountain out posts they stay at to watch for fires and stuff, basically dropping them all off for work.
Oh, yeah....that bit about the meth lab and pot plants was bullshit, of course. The rest is gospel truth.
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